Out yonder in Langley, there is an obscure delicatessen run by a benevolent, vulgar man who makes luxuriant sandwiches, amply dressed with the meats, cheeses, and produce of his choosing.  Customers may be given the option of bread and condiments.

No vegetarian option
Contains frank discourse on politics, religion, and sex.

Ride from downtown Vancouver is approximately 50km out and 50km back.  A proper metric century, with  the option to transit back after consuming the gastronomic gut-bomb.

5-6 hours
Route along rural roads and hi-speed traffic